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Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Prediction: Packers Slaughter Giants After Manning Tries to Eat Football

This is my prediction. I’m feeling pretty confident it will happen that way. Need proof?

E. Manning Versus Favre

On the left is Eli Manning. He looks like he has cerebral palsy. He looks like he is having way too much fun out there. He looks like a man-child. He will try to eat the football. This will cause his team to lose.

On the right is Brett Favre. He looks the way a legendary quarterback should: Calm, composed, slightly deranged, but strangely seductive, like the ax-murderer that your wife cheated on you with.

The Giants do have a 9 game road winning streak, however, and they might have a chance if Manning is well fed before the game.

 

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1 Comment »

  1. hahahahaha well said. He will try to eat the football.. classic.

    Comment by r chemist — Tuesday, January 15, 2008 @ 6:44 am | Reply


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